Cloning Mammoths?

Leave it to the Japanese. I'm all for stem cell research because God knows that we need the healthy human spare parts but is this really necessary? Why do I feel that this is just going to end poorly? What if I'm driving down the Interstate one night and instead of a deer stepping out in front of me it's one of these monsters? Scary.

The State of the Nation

Regardless of who wins the election today it's going to be a

My suggestion to everyone is to start investing in copper jacketed lead, vegetable seeds and antibiotics. 232 years of American history and the people that are running for office are the best that we can come up with? Jesus.